🚀 YOLO’d on BYND short squeeze calls – 185k gains

Loaded up on calls and shares like a true autist.
MMs started hedging, shorts started squealing, and suddenly this vegan burger turned into a wagyu rocket.

💰 Entry: ~$5.00
📈 Gain: +$185K realized
🧠 IQ: 12
🍔 Protein: 0g