XPRESS: Nigeria’s TikTok Twin That Questions Reality (and Your Sanity)

Nigeria doesn’t have a proper TikTok. Not really. Not one that respects your data, your connection, or your sanity.

So I thought… why not build one? XPRESS. Fast. Light. Blue-and-white. Chaos included.

You open XPRESS. And instantly, it’s madness: dancing, cooking, cats, philosophy, a street hawker explaining quantum physics using jollof rice.

Ridiculous? Absolutely. Necessary? More than you know.

Because here’s the secret: everything is a mirror. Scroll long enough, and you see yourself in someone else’s chaos. 0 is 1. 1 is 0.

Your phone is secretly a philosopher. And XPRESS? XPRESS is a movement disguised as an app.

It’s for Nigerians who want to laugh, cry, scroll, and question life simultaneously.

For people who’ve been told their dreams are too big, too weird, too chaotic.

For people like me, who want a slightly better internet and a little chaos on their phones.

XPRESS will challenge you. XPRESS will confuse you. XPRESS will make you question your sanity. But it will work.

While the world debates TikTok this and TikTok that, we quietly build the Nigerian Twin. And yes… maybe for 20 naira a scroll.

And here’s the cosmic punchline: the joke isn’t on you. It’s on everyone who said nothing could come from here.

XPRESS is coming. And when it does, your 0 → 1 cycle will never look the same again.