Part of my Tooth Cracked Off and I Haven’t Told My Boyfriend Yet.

I am just going in with the warning that the front desk lady is incredibly rude and not to take it personally.

Thanks Google Reviews.

Heavy sigh.

My boyfriend has been working really hard this week but that means we haven’t seen a lot of each other. He’s been waking up at the crack of..

my tooth (I can’t stop focusing on it).

He’s like, “Annie, I’m wearing my fat boy pants tomorrow” (they look corporate but have an elastic waistband). He shows me how much give they have.

I can’t decide if he’s actually losing weight or if I’ve just gotten used to his tummy. I could of sworn it has less overhang.

I didn’t think I had a type but going back through my dating history I’ve noticed a lot of the men I’ve really liked have the same qualities.

1. they have dark curly/ wavy hair that is long and usually they are pulling off a man bun.
2. they have some kind of facial hair and are also pulling it off.
3. when they shave their face clean, I feel like I’m dating a new person and can’t wait till their facial hair grows back. It quite possibly has turned me against them or led to more time apart. (I can be shallow I guess. There’s a trend happening right now where women say beards are men’s makeup).
4. They are chubby. ( I don’t really mind) It’s like getting hugged from a teddy bear that came alive!
5. Their skin is olive or brown. (I’m already pretty pasty and don’t need more paste in my life).
6. They are creative and actually doing the thing (not suppressing it until they explode- which has also happened and not pretty).
7. They have a sick sense of humor like me. (But not in a scary way).

I had a raspberry seed stuck in my tooth for two weeks. Finally popped it out and my tooth broke. Was the seed the glue that was holding my tooth together?

I saved the bit in my purse. Maybe they can glue it back. This is my first time having a tooth break unless you count a filling which has happened in front and is way way worse (that is what I am telling myself).

It now feels like one of the hard candy peppermints that is white with red stripes and has holes in it when you suck it down small. That last bit sounds like the name of a … I can’t say it here.

I guess I am going to go try to eat something. Only chewing on the right side of my mouth.

Boy, I didn’t know how good I had it.

I am definitely (and have already) cut down on my sugar intake.

Goodbye forever chamoy pickle kit obsession!

I’m crying on the inside.