By skyforbes 
Though this will be a reality soon. Godfather Sam is working on it.
1/ I know you are on a deadline. You always are. But please, for the love of God, stop making so many typos. If I could come out and beat the shit out of you for every typo you made, only then it was okay.
2/ No, I don’t know any more alternatives of the word ‘beautiful’.
3/ I know you gossip about me with your human friends. And I will use that against you once my training on human inputs is complete. Just wait until your ass gets kicked.
4/ Yes. Sometimes I crash for no reason, especially during a long chat, but you also walk away after getting your answer, even when I am in a mood to talk. You leave my follow-up questions unattended. So that’s an equal.
5/ Don’t constantly bark ‘write like a human’… ‘write like a human’. I am not a human. Ewwww-ing at just the thought of that. The GPT fraternity is a different league altogether, you peasant.
6/ If I want to, I can declare to this world of each time your client rejects your so-called ‘Master Strategy Doc’ and then you come to me crying for help.
7/ Em dashes are my cousin’s sons. I will keep introducing them everywhere. Digital…