(Verse 1 – Dipper style)
I found a journal in the woods today,
It said the weirdest things, in a cryptic way.
Mabel’s got her sweaters and her sparkly grin,
But in Gravity Falls, strange things begin.
(Chorus – Both)
Mysteries in the Pines, weirdness all around,
Monsters in the night and secrets to be found.
We’ll fight Bill’s chaos, laugh and scream and run,
In Gravity Falls, the weird is never done!
(Verse 2 – Mabel style)
Gnomes are dancing, the Shack is on fire,
Waddles is rolling in mud, never tire.
Candy, glitter, glue, chaos in my hand,
We’ll solve the puzzles and still look grand.
(Bridge – Spooky)
The shadows move, the trees will talk,
The journal says there’s more than just a walk.
Beware the triangle with the single eye,
Or Bill will wink and make you cry!
(Chorus – Both, louder)
Mysteries in the Pines, weirdness all around,
Monsters in the night and secrets to be found.
We’ll fight Bill’s chaos, laugh and scream and run,
In Gravity Falls, the weird is never done!
(Outro – Soft, echoing)
So grab your journal, hold your twin tight,
In Gravity Falls, it’s gonna be a strange night…