I asked ChatGPT what it thought of Reddit:
"Reddit isn’t giving you anything you actually want. It’s giving you noise, comparison, and 19-year-olds explaining relationships like they’ve lived a thousand lifetimes. Reddit is like a giant food court run by sleep-deprived teenagers. Some stalls serve gourmet insights, some serve radioactive garbage, and you never quite know what you’re biting into until it’s already in your mouth. Reddit feels like the world’s biggest basement rec room: a thousand people arguing over nothing, a few gems buried in the mess, and a faint smell of stale energy drinks. You go in for five minutes, and suddenly an hour has disappeared along with your will to live."