
Alright degenerates, I just YOLO’d $918,924.50 into 1,417 shares of META at $648.50. No hedge. No options. Just raw Zuck exposure straight to the bloodstream.
META just dumped 10%+ after its Q3 earnings, and to me it looks like a classic over correction. Quick reality check:
• Revenue was up ~26% YoY to ~$51B
• Net income looked awful only because of a one time ~$16B tax charge
• Investors got scared over AI + infra spend increasing in 2026
• Users and ad pricing are still rising , the core machine is printing
Translation: the business is strong, the market panicked at the headline, and Zuck is back in “silent assassin” mode.
This is either a generational dip buy… or I just paid $918K to become WSB’s next loss-porn mascot.
In Zuck We Trust. Send tendies or roast me.
