Look, I didn’t buy 2,600 shares of NVO at $53.20 because I believe in fundamentals or some “miracle drug.” I bought it because I’m here to lose money — and so far, mission accomplished. Where's that Automatic Money Destroyer when you need it? Right here. I have some options and more shares on other accounts.

Wall Street’s out here chasing gains while I’m perfecting the art of pain. Novo Nordisk makes Ozempic to shrink people, and apparently it’s working on my portfolio too.

Some of you trade to make a living. I trade to feel something.

📉 Position: 2,600 shares of NVO in this acct. About 85% of my port
🔥 Avg: $53.20
💀 P/L goal: at least half by january, hoping my 10 65C options expire worthless.
🥂 Goal: Financial ruin, but with style

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