The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn’t actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain’t no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.

The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn’t actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain’t no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.

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