I’ve been farting so much near HR that they think there is a sewage problem. Will I get fired when they find out I am constantly farting in their area ?

I couldn't keep doing it at my desk, or going to the bathroom every 15 minutes. The HR part of the office is a little more spaced out so the hallway there is an excellent place to crop dust. And lets be real, who doesn't want to stink up the HR place.

2 weeks ago the entry level HR assistant looked visibly upset and was on the phone with her mom saying how much she hated this place. That was the same day I had burger king, Dominos, and some bud ice the night before. It was a rough day for everyone.

Edit: Okaaay so we got a lot of constructive comments to change my diet, i'll stop having burger king and will make a fresh ommelette every morning. Also getting some recipies for bean soups and cabbage soup since meat can cause a lot of farting.