By skyforbes I just thought some of the people here might get a kick out of this.
I'm going in for a colonoscopy in 2 hours and as you might know, prepping your bowels for that requires a lot of pooping. The nurse from the clinic just called me to politely ask that I make an effort to wipe front to back and to thoroughly clean my butt area before I arrive.
I questioned why she would have to call me to remind me of that and she said in the last few months they've had a huge influx of people showing up unclean so now they're making phone calls to remind people. I'm glad I don't have their job.