By skyforbes We share all of our meals together, eat the same things for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Yet his farts are frequent, never ending, explosive and the longest I've ever heard! I, on the other hand (or butt) try to fart to be funny and as fartvenge sometimes, but I hardly ever have gas that needs to escape. When it does, it's a tiny poot, that my husband laughs at and says it's not even a real fart.
What gives?