Speaker Johnson Claims Trump Works “21 Hours A Day” In Embarrassing Fox News Interview

The sycophancy is actually terminal. "President Trump works 21 hours a day." Do you understand how insane you have to be to say that with a straight face? We literally have decades of reporting that Trump spends half his day watching cable news and tweeting, but Johnson has to debase himself on national TV to signal his loyalty to the God Emperor.

And calling himself a "wartime speaker"? It’s pure larp. These guys are desperate to frame their incompetence and inability to govern as some kind of heroic struggle. There is no "unified Republican party"—they are a basket of crabs trying to pull each other down—but Johnson has to maintain the aesthetic of strength because that’s all fascism runs on. It’s pathetic, folks.