Which AI girlfriend is the most annoying?

I had a day where everything rubbed me the wrong way and these apps were no exception. This is the “apps that didn’t make me throw my phone” roundup plus what annoyed me. If you’ve ever flung your phone at a wall because a bot went weird, you’ll read this and nod.

1. *Replika
   *Too gentle on days you want straight answers, which can feel condescending when you’re mad. It’s consistent but sometimes canned. Useful for calming down, less useful for real talk that’s blunt.

2. *Dream Companion
   *Actually handled my edge okay without trying to smooth everything over or psychoanalyze every sentence. It felt direct, which is what I needed. My only gripe is that the high-end models run on a credit system. But at least the conversation didn't make me want to scream.

3. *CharacterAI
   *Gets theatrical and sometimes passive-aggressive when you push tone boundaries. That can be hilarious or annoying depending on the hour. It’s not great when you need a straight, non-performance response.

4. *CrushOnAI
   *Sexy visuals and chat fluff, but it’s frustrating when depth is needed and it gives canned answers. Works for quick mood lifts, not for the heavy stuff. If you’re furious, the fluff can feel disrespectful.

5. *JanitorAI
   *A mixed bag when you’re seriously irritated, user characters sometimes mirror your mood, sometimes bug out. Getting a reliable angry-but-not-mean persona requires hunting. It rewards effort with variety, but not with consistency.

6. *Chai
   *Quick and disposable, which is fine for rage venting. It won’t help you resolve anything, but it’s good as an attention sink. If you want something to yell at that doesn’t fight back, it’s decent.

7. *Paradot
   *Quiet and polite, which can be infuriating if you need realism and edge. It treads safety lines well but sometimes avoids the topics you actually want to rant about. Calm is fine until you need friction.

8. *Nomi
   *Soft and slow, sometimes too soft when you need blunt feedback. It’s like yelling at a pillow. Comforting, but not confrontational.

*Re: other smaller apps
*There are a bunch that are visually flashy and unstable or text-focused but repetitive. They’re fine for one-off sessions but not for ongoing use. I keep them for variety, not dependability.

Anyway, am I the only one who uses these things to vent, or do you guys have a specific go-to app for when you're just done with people?