By skyforbes So uh… the entire CME futures market got RKO’d at 2 a.m. because the data center that runs it overheated.
Yes.
The exchange that handles trillions in global derivatives basically rage-quit because the servers got spicy. 🔥 🔥
CyrusOne’s cooling system said “nope,” and CME hit the kill switch.
No S&P futures, no crude, no bonds… nothing.
Just silence.
Look, I’m not saying AI is to blame…
…but data centers have been running hotter than my margin calls ever since everyone started training 900 billion–parameter models to recommend cat memes.
We’ve officially reached the point where AI is physically melting the financial system.
At this rate, Nvidia will cause the next recession just by turning on another cluster. Yes, N V D A !!!
Anyway, futures are frozen, the markets are cooked, and … and … and …
Enjoy the chaos, degen'. LOL