
You actually cannot make this stuff up. I grab a simple mcdoanlds order and immediately get a text: "Do not leave until you buckle the bag in. Send photo proof or I’m reporting for unsafe handling."
I didn't want the violation so I did it. I put the seatbelt through the handle and sent the pic shown above.
Then she texts back saying the strap "looks too loose" and I need to tighten it so the fries don't slide? I’m sitting there in the parking lot like an idiot, adjusting the tension on a seatbelt for a Big Mac while she threatens me that if the whipped cream on the McFlurry is messy, she'll know I was speeding.
I drove 15mph the whole way there just to
be safe. Dropped it off, checked the pay. $1.50 tip. One dollar and fifty cents for me to act like a carseat technician for a cheeseburger. I am so done with this app today.
