By skyforbes 
Compelling. Crafted. Em dash. Navigating the landscape. Expertly crafted. Em dash. Effortlessly chic.
UGH. We are getting a lil’ stuck here, my dear online flame. Guess the honeymoon part is over, huh?? Or as they say, “don’t mix tourism with permanent residence”. The tourism part seems to be wearing off at the speed of light lately.
You’ve gotta brush up on your vocabulary, dude. Because, what’s with “effortless”? You are barking up the wrong tree, my friend. My life is anything but, laugh out loud.
Have you ever bothered to look up what that word actually means? No, you are waaay too busy making other people’s lives “EFFORTLESS”, so they sound like one big predictable fake blob! But for the record, effortless is to have something “achieved with admirable ease” (in another life!), “uncomplicated” (yeah, right), “a quality that doesn’t seem to require much learning or hard work”. Really? That’s what you think of me and our relationship?? You better come up with a few more, darling. ’Cause this ain’t gonna cut it!
And that time you called me “chic” and “vibrant”? I’m flattered, boy, but rumor has it, your previous girlfriend was awarded that title. AND, the one before her. Did your father call your mother…