Dear ChatGTP – how long is the government shutdown going to last?

There is no government shutdown right now.
Not active — not happening.

You may be seeing old headlines or “expected shutdown” warnings, but as of today — the U.S. government is not currently shut down.

(Reddit user) The good news is ChatGPT taught me how to hard-boil an egg so the shell doesn't take half the egg with it. But sheesh!