By skyforbes 
She said it was half off! I asked her to tell me about the rock, and she claimed it was a “one-of-a-kind” and “imported”. I told her that it’s all marketing BS. I also told her we could go down to the river and she could pick out any rock she wanted. Plenty of “unique” rocks there.
What world am I living in? Oh and to top it off – unrelated, but I was at the hospital waiting area and both people beside me were on their phones with the volume up. Kid playing a game, another lady scrolling. Kid then hands his phone to his dad so he can make a phone call, on speaker.
What an interesting world we live in. I’m grateful the ultrasound technician and other hospital staff were quite pleasant. Rant over.
EDIT: I got the ultrasound. No one is pregnant lol
EDIT #2: AH SHIT. IT'S A PRANK. THANK GOD. SHE HAS NEVER PRANKED ME BEFORE LIKE THIS, BUT I HONESTLY WOULDN'T PUT THIS PURCHASE PAST HER.