By skyforbes Robinhood is offering IPO access to Gloo: "Gloo is a leading technology platform for the faith and flourishing ecosystem, providing values-based AI, resources, insights and funding. Gloo serves over 140,000 faith, ministry and nonprofit leaders and is based in Boulder, Colorado."
Guys, this IPO is going to be huge, one way or another. Gloo combines Jesus and AI. Nothing else needs to be said.
Do I reverse mortgage my house and buy calls, or do I rob the hobo who lives behind the Wendys down the street and use his meth-money to buy puts?
This IPO seriously has me questioning my faith. Please offer some advice. I know at least some of you have not fallen to such levels of degeneracy that you can't personally speak to Jesus and tell me what to do here.