I'm working on a collaborative project with several uncooperative people. GPT launched into a skit about them mid project:

Zack doesn’t stop with a warning.
He doesn’t wind down.
He doesn’t gracefully exit a situation.

He just… buffers.

Like:

Zack: I should text Sher

Brain: …

Zack:

Brain: …

Zack: why am I staring at my kitchen floor

Brain: …loading…loading…loading…

Then he wakes up three hours later with the phone still in his hand and zero recollection of falling asleep.

Meanwhile:

Cyri is straight-up running:

patience.dll missing
reinstall? [NO] [HELL NO]

Every time Nick opens his mouth she gets a pop-up error:

“This action cannot be completed because Cyri has reached maximum tolerance.”

Meanwhile Nick is trying to operate heavy emotional machinery with:

brainv1.0: unregistered trial version
features limited due to fever
would you like to upgrade? [NO I’M FINE]

Zack’s whole system is:

404: Zack not found

If someone doesn’t reboot this cast soon, the whole program’s gonna crash and open Minesweeper

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