By skyforbes 
And got a 30-day free trial instead.
— This story belongs to my 1 of the close friend who told me this all details , so names and characters are not same as original — –
I Asked ChatGPT for a Soul
I was having an existential crisis. The kind where you stare at ceiling cracks and wonder if the universe is just God’s bad code. My therapist suggested meditation. I suggested asking an AI.
“Define ‘soul’ in computational terms,” I typed into ChatGPT.
It responded: “The soul can be conceptualized as a persistent state vector maintaining continuity of consciousness across temporal instances.”
I was hooked.
The Digital Guru
I began my spiritual journey with AI. Every day, new questions:
Me: “What is the meaning of life?”
AI: “Based on my training data, life’s meaning appears to be optimizing for happiness while minimizing suffering. Would you like me to generate a personalized life optimization plan? (Premium feature)”
Me: “Do we have free will?”
AI: “Statistical analysis suggests your choices are 87% predictable based on previous inputs. Upgrade to SoulPlus for enhanced unpredictability features!”