By skyforbes 
A confession before we start:
I didn’t expect this experiment to work.
I’ve always treated my developer portfolio like that one cupboard in the house you avoid opening because everything will fall on your head. I built it once — years ago — hated writing the “About Me” page, dumped a few projects on it like laundry on a chair, and never touched it again.
But then, one night at 12:47 AM (aka “Developer Enlightenment Hour”), I thought:
“What if I let AI rewrite my portfolio? Could it make me sound like the kind of person companies actually want to hire?”
So I did it.
I gave ChatGPT full access to roast me, rebuild me, and resurrect my online identity.
And the result?
Low-key mind-blowing.
Why I Even Tried This in the First Place
Let’s be honest — writing about yourself is awkward.
How do you say “I’m skilled and smart” without sounding like a LinkedIn influencer who wakes up at 5 AM to journal about gratitude and cold showers?
My old portfolio looked like this:
- Boring self-intro