I need the most cursed F1 Christmas gift possible for my brother. The dumber, the better.

My brother and I prank-gift each other every year and past highlights include:

• A framed picture of Mazepin looking confused.

• A “signed” print from a driver who definitely didn’t sign it

This year I’ve left things dangerously late, but I’m determined to escalate rather than retreat. As an example of the general energy I’m aiming for, I’ve included a photo of last year’s effort: a framed, Wikipedia-style printout of Nicholas Latifi’s Formula One career statistics, presented as if it belongs in a museum or corporate boardroom.

I want to go all-in on something F1-themed that is:

1. ⁠⁠Cheap

2. ⁠⁠Stupid

3. ⁠⁠unnecessary

4. ⁠⁠ideally makes him rethink our relationship

What’s the most “so bad it’s amazing” F1-related item you’ve ever seen?

Books, art, merch, weird Etsy things. Hit me with everything.

I’m ready to ruin Christmas. Help me.