By skyforbes 
Yes, you read that correctly. MrBeast and I are buying TikTok.
No, this isn’t a joke. No, I haven’t lost my mind (yet). And no, I don’t have a secret Swiss bank account filled with billions of dollars.
But I do have a plan.
And when you have a plan — especially one involving MrBeast, one of the craziest, most ambitious content creators in history — anything is possible.
So sit down, grab some popcorn, and let me tell you exactly how we’re pulling off the biggest social media takeover in history. 🚀
1. How Did This Crazy Idea Start? 🤔
It all started with a late-night Twitter session.
One moment, I was doom-scrolling, laughing at memes, and wondering if Elon Musk would randomly tweet something chaotic again.
The next moment, I had a thought:
“MrBeast spends millions of dollars just to make his YouTube videos ridiculously entertaining. TikTok is already a massively entertaining platform… but what if MrBeast actually OWNED it?”
Boom. The idea was born.
So naturally, I did what any rational person would do:
I slid into MrBeast’s DMs with a business proposal.
It was professional, well-thought-out, and straight to the point:
“Yo Jimmy, you ever thought about buying TikTok?”
To my absolute shock, he actually responded.
“Lol, that would be wild. But how much is it even worth?”
And just like that, the most ridiculous business idea of the century was officially in motion.
2. How Much Does TikTok Actually Cost? 💰
Okay, before we go any further, we need to address the biggest issue:
How much does TikTok actually cost?
TikTok is currently owned by a Chinese company called ByteDance, and according to financial estimates, the app is worth somewhere between $100 billion to $200 billion.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I currently do not have $200 billion.
And even though MrBeast is insanely rich, he doesn’t have that much lying around either.
So… how do two regular (okay, one regular and one billionaire YouTuber) guys come up with $200 billion?
3. The Foolproof Plan to Raise $200 Billion 🚀
We sat down and brainstormed.
If we were going to actually buy TikTok, we needed funding — and a lot of it.
But we weren’t going to do it the boring way.
No banks. No corporate investors. No boring PowerPoint pitches to billionaires.
We needed chaos, entertainment, and absolute insanity.
So we came up with the perfect plan.
Step 1: MrBeast’s Biggest Giveaway EVER 🎁💰
Everyone knows MrBeast LOVES giving away money. But what if he made it his biggest giveaway ever?
🔥 “LAST TO LEAVE THE PLANET WINS A BILLION DOLLARS.”
Okay, maybe not that extreme. But imagine a challenge where:
- 1,000 contestants
- The craziest, most difficult challenges ever
- The grand prize? A STAKE IN TIKTOK.
Yes, we’re literally giving away pieces of TikTok to people.
If we make the video big enough, it might just fund half the purchase.
Step 2: Selling the World’s Most Expensive NFT 💎
Remember TikTok’s most viral video ever?
We’re taking a single frame from that video, turning it into an NFT, and selling it for an absolutely absurd amount of money.
Starting bid: $1 billion.
Sound ridiculous?
Well, so is buying TikTok.
Step 3: Convincing Elon Musk to Join Us 🚀
At this point, Elon Musk has bought Twitter (X), launched rockets, and created self-driving cars.
Buying TikTok seems like something he’d do on a random Tuesday.
So, naturally, I sent him a message.
“Hey Elon, wanna buy TikTok?”
No response.
But that’s okay. I have a backup plan.
I’ll just tell him TikTok is actually a spaceship, and that it can be converted into a Mars transport vehicle.
BOOM. Elon funds the whole thing.
Step 4: Crowd-Funding (a.k.a. Making the Internet Pay for It) 💸
Imagine this:
We launch a Kickstarter campaign titled:
“Help Us Buy TikTok — Because Why Not?”
If 100 million people each donated $2, that’s $200 billion right there.
And in exchange?
Everyone who donates gets a free verified checkmark and 1 share of TikTok.
4. What Happens After We Own TikTok? 🎉
Okay, so let’s assume we somehow pull off the impossible and buy TikTok.
What next?
Here’s the official plan for the new and improved BeastTok™:
A. Every Creator Gets Paid WAY More 💰
No more confusing payout system.
If your video goes viral, you get PAID accordingly.
And yes, even potato review accounts will make serious money.
B. We Ban All Cringe Trends 🚫
If your video contains:
❌ Fake pranks
❌ “Emotional” storytimes that never actually happened
❌ Those weird “NPC livestreams” where people pretend to be robots
You’re banned.
We are cleaning up TikTok for the good of humanity.
C. We Add a “MrBeast Mode” Button 🎉
A special button where random TikTok users win REAL MONEY just for scrolling.
Every day, one lucky person wins $1,000 — just for watching videos.
Why?
Because MrBeast loves giving away money.
D. TikTok’s New CEO Will Be Chosen… By a CHALLENGE 🏆
Forget boring business meetings. Forget suits and ties.
From now on, whoever wins the biggest TikTok challenge of the year becomes CEO for 24 hours.
Imagine a Squid Game-style battle between influencers.
Would this be a terrible business decision?
Yes.
Would it be hilarious?
Also yes.
5. Final Thoughts: Is This Actually Happening? 🤔
Look, let’s be honest.
Are MrBeast and I really going to buy TikTok?
Probably not.
But is there a tiny chance that Elon Musk or some billionaire sees this and thinks, “Wait… this is actually genius”?
Maybe.
And if that happens… remember where you heard it first.
Until then, I’ll be waiting for MrBeast to text me back.
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