By skyforbes 
Because if you can do it in 60 seconds with a ring light, you’re basically God
If you haven’t yet realised it, we’re living in the Golden Age of Expertise.
Not in universities, not in think tanks, not in decades of research or field experience, but on TikTok — where people who barely passed high school chemistry now give advice on biohacking, spirituality, finance, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only matcha and affirmations.
It’s glorious.
Humanity has finally evolved past intelligence… and common sense.
The Gospel According to Influencers
You can’t swing a phone charger without hitting a self-appointed guru these days.
One tells you to “cut off all negative people” — which apparently includes your boss, your parents, and anyone who questions your choice to start a dropshipping empire selling motivational mugs.
Another insists that “discipline is destiny” — as she records a twelve-second video about productivity while lying horizontally in bed.
They all begin the same way:
“Hey guys, I just wanted to hop on here real quick and share…