My review of a Spam can. Gone are the jelly glasses and clothes…

Without a doubt, SPAM cans are a marvel of modern package engineering and design able to keep its contents, pork with ham, salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite fresh, great tasting, and free from spoilage for years past the sale by date, and quite possibly for decades.

Unlike some other containers, SPAM cans are made from aluminum and contain no toxic steel, zinc, tin, or plastics. Spam cans are now BPA free though they weren’t always. Hormel, the makers of SPAM, are so proud of the job their containers do that they proudly offer a 45 day money back guarantee. Seriously.

SPAM cans are rectangular so that they can be shipped and stored much more efficiently than round cans and no container in the food processing industry is easier to open. That big pull tab is securely fastened to the lid and doesn’t snap off like others, and it beats the hell out of those twist off tabs on cans of corned beef which are known for breaking, cutting your fingers, or both. No one ever bled on a can of SPAM. You know, unless they were stabbed or shot while…