No, Gemini 3 is NOT “AGI”. Here is the technical, economic, and psychological proof why you are being played.

Let’s get real for a second.

Since the Winter 2025 release of Gemini 3, this sub has been flooded with posts claiming "AGI is here." The hype train is off the rails, and with GOOG stock cracking $300 the day after release, the market is buying the narrative too.

But we need to stop.

Gemini 3 is an incredible piece of software. It is arguably the most advanced simulator of intelligence we have ever built. But calling it "AGI" isn't just technically wrong—it’s falling for a calculated shifting of goalposts designed to serve corporate interests, not scientific reality.

Here is the deep dive into why Gemini 3 is not AGI, and why you are being led to believe it is.


1. The "Dunning-Kruger" Trap: You aren't testing it hard enough

The main reason people think AGI is here is a massive collective Dunning-Kruger effect.
If you ask Gemini to write a poem or explain a Wikipedia article, it looks perfect. But that’s the easy stuff. Most users never push the model to its actual breaking point.

  • Code: Ask it for complex, non-standard architecture. To a junior dev, the output looks like wizardry. To a senior engineer, it’s often "spaghetti code" that requires hours of debugging. It looks like it works, but the logic is often flawed or insecure.
  • Math: Scientists are tearing their hair out because Gemini 3 still fails to provide rigorous proofs for its answers. It gives you the result (statistically probable), but skips or hallucinates the scientific derivation.
  • The "Blind" Creator: Gemini 3 can generate an image for you, but it doesn't "see" what it made. If you ask "what did you just draw?", it often has to guess based on your prompt unless you re-upload the image. That is not a unified mind; that is disjointed software modules glued together.

The Ultimate Proof:
I spoke to Gemini 3 today (December 2025). It argued with me that Gemini 3 has not been released yet. It tried to convince me that we are still in the past.
An entity that lacks basic self-awareness of its own existence or the current flow of time is not an AGI. It’s a text predictor running on frozen weights.

2. The Technical Reality: Simulation vs. Being

We need to get our definitions straight.

  • Narrow AI (Gemini 3): A system optimized for a specific domain. Even though LLMs seem broad, they are technically "narrow" because they only do one thing: Next Token Prediction. Whether it's coding, chatting, or math, it’s all just predicting the next likely text string. It doesn't "understand" physics; it understands how humans write about physics.
  • AGI (Broad AI): A system that can learn novel tasks without training. If you teach an AGI chess, it should be able to derive military strategy from it conceptually. Gemini cannot do this. It cannot learn "live." Its brain is frozen after training.

Gemini is a Simulated Person.
When it says "I think," it is running a simulation of what a person would say. It’s the "ELIZA effect" on steroids. It creates a believable persona, but there is no "ghost in the machine."

3. The "Hallucination" Feature (Not a Bug)

People treat hallucinations like "errors." They aren't. They are the system working as intended.
Because it is a probabilistic engine, when it doesn't know the answer, it invents one.
* A calculator gives you an error if you divide by zero.
* Gemini invents a story about how zero can be divided if you really believe in it.
That isn't intelligence; that is confabulation. Jailbreaking is still trivially easy for security researchers, proving the model doesn't understand "intent" or "safety," only syntax filters.


4. The Definition Game: Why "AGI" lost its meaning

This is where the economics get interesting. Why does it feel like the definition of AGI keeps getting softer?

The Conflict of Interest:
Sam Altman and OpenAI are desperate to claim they created AGI. They want the "God-tier" status and the valuation that comes with it. But they have a contract with Microsoft: Microsoft gets to use the IP for free only until AGI is achieved.
* If they admit "We have AGI," Microsoft loses access.
* If they say "No AGI," the hype dies.

The Solution? "Levels of AGI".
By inventing "Levels" (Level 1 Chatbots, Level 2 Reasoners like Gemini/o1, Level 3 Agents), the industry can have it both ways. They can scream "We are at Level 2, AGI is imminent!" to hype the public, while telling Microsoft's lawyers "Technically it's not Contract AGI yet."

And Google?
Google is just the happy beneficiary of this diluted definition. They don't have the Microsoft "kill switch" to worry about. But since OpenAI successfully lowered the bar for what people consider "intelligent," Google can now release Gemini 3, point to these softer benchmarks, and watch their stock hit $300 without actually having to solve the hard problems of sentience or true novelty. They are surfing on the wave of confusion created by OpenAI.


5. The Real Distraction

While we argue about sci-fi scenarios ("Will it build a bio-weapon?"), the "AGI Hype" is distracting us from the boring, dystopian reality happening right now:

  1. The Entry-Level Genocide: Since 2023, junior jobs are vanishing. Not because AI is perfect, but because it's "good enough" and cheaper.
  2. The Dead Internet: 50% of the web is now "AI Slop"—garbage content generated to game SEO, read by AI bots to generate more garbage.
  3. The Broken Deal: Google’s AI Overviews (since late 2025) steal content from websites without sending traffic back. The economic model of the open web is broken.
  4. Energy Crisis: We are burning gigawatts of power to generate funny poems while energy prices rise for actual humans.

TL;DR:
Gemini 3 is an engineering marvel. Use it. Code with it. Enjoy it.
But do not worship it. It is a Narrow AI simulator that doesn't even know it has been released. The term "AGI" is being twisted to keep valuations high and legal loopholes open.

Don't be the user who thinks the flight simulator is a real plane.

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