By skyforbes Six months ago? Yeah, I was that guy pounding the table screaming “USE GEMINI!” at anyone who’d listen. But things have changed. I’ve done some… financial calculations.
OpenAI pulled in about $4.3 billion in the first half of 2025 and is projected to hit around $20 billion annualized by year-end. Sounds great, right? WRONG. They’re burning through cash faster than my portfolio on a red day – $2.5 billion in losses during H1 2025, with R&D costs alone hitting $6.7 billion. And don’t even get me started on their SORA video model that’s hemorrhaging money with every render.
Here’s the kicker: I own stocks in companies OpenAI owes money to (Microsoft, Nvidia, CoreWeave and others). If y’all keep switching to Gemini, how exactly is OpenAI supposed to grow their revenue enough to pay these bills? They need EVERY. SINGLE. USER. to keep asking ChatGPT to write their emails and debug their Python code.
So please, I’m begging you – go back to ChatGPT. Subscribe to Plus. Use it to write your Tinder bios. My dividend dreams depend on it.
Yes, I realize the irony. No, I will not be taking questions at this time lol.