The Three-Bite Rule: Why TikTok’s Viral Diet Won’t Work

Three-Bite Rule TikTok — Surreal Dessert and Forks Artwork.

A sizzling confession

I love that first bite.

The one that blooms on the tongue like a cymbal crash.

The second bite still sings.

By the third, the chorus fades, and my rational brain knocks on the door like a disappointed librarian.

Some clever corner of the internet has turned this sensation into a rule.

Eat three bites of anything indulgent, then stop.

Pleasure without penalty.

Discipline without denial.

A viral promise with a tidy number.

I get why it spread.

But you deserve better than a trend dressed up as wisdom.

This essay is my science-based response to the Three-Bite Rule.

With humor.

With evidence.

With a detour through art, literature, and philosophy.

And with a set of better tools that do not wreck your relationship with food.

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