By skyforbes 
She (10yo daughter) decided not to say that she lost her tooth and the tooth fairy didn’t come. I said that “normally if you lose a tooth, we leave a note for the tooth fairy in the bathroom. If you don’t tell us, we don’t leave the note, and the tooth fairy doesn’t know to visit.”
So she left this today, and it is wonderfully hilarious.
PS – I do not know why it’s in the third person.