Watching the boyfriend play Skyrim for the first time. Immediately kills Astrid in the shack.

I have never seen anyone do this in my life on their first play through. I am only just now doing it on my, what, 20th run? I am amazed.

"Dumb b*tch shouldn't've kidnapped me. I was doing something. … I woke up very grouchy and had to start swinging."

When he saw my visibly-stressed expression, he asked if he should reload his save and try again. I asked him if he wanted to be an assassin. He said no. I said that can be a plot line for his next run. He agreed.

He then freed all the captives and immediately murdered them too.

"No witnesses."

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