By skyforbes 
The year is 2017. There is no Tinder. There is no Bumble. There is just horniness, and sex. You meet a girl. You like her. You tell her. It’s a lucky day. She likes you too. You take her home and see weird porn together. And then she gets atop you and begins to let you freak her up. She practices eating your nyash. It feels wrong at first, but then it feels good. You, in turn, eat her own nyash. She moans loudly. And after the sex she says to try something new.
Months after, you have your first threesome. It’s your babe and one of her friends from the hostel, whose vagina reminds you of sea water and the smell of fish by the roadside. The stories of your huge cock begin to float around the hostel. Some women get curious. They want to see veins. They want to be treated like whores. So, they text you on WhatsApp; and by the end of the semester you would have fucked three full rooms in the female hostel.
Five years pass and it’s 2022. There is now Tinder. There is now Bumble. And there are now too-few girls who do freak shit just for the love of freak shit. The ones you deem fine enough have bios that read “Mature minds only.” Or “fun to chat with.” By fun, they mean they want to fuck by you first have to do small transfer from 20k like-that up. By mature, they mean a man who can spend money just to get vagina.
But money-eating vagina is not real-real vagina per se. It is dry, and the only thing the seller thinks about is how to get off your bed and into another man’s. She is going to be a weirdly masculine and fierce woman who smokes shisha and makes all the rules regarding the use of her merchandise. Rule one: she doesn’t give head. Rule two: if you don’t use a condom she’s going to charge you 20k more, and if you cum inside her she’s going to tear your shirt.
This poses a question. What is the hope of the common man? The ashewotization of sexual curiosities is turning the common man into an Xvideos/vaseline nigga. He finds solace in his hands, and has given up the chase for a freak who is a freak just for the fun of it. There seems to be a lot of pretense. The good girl looks and seems good until you ask her when she is coming over. She says, “What will you give me?” And you just know that she wants you to mintize the vulva.
The Facebook girl who claims to be a freak would come to your house for free. She would suck your penis. But it would feel like a teeth fest, and when she is done you would have had scratches and bruises all over. You don’t have to blame her. She is lacking in experience. With time, she would get better at it and would drive you inside for as long as it takes for her to discover that, like her peers, fuck no suppose free. She lives in Uyo. No man is supposed to fuck her for free.