What if Silence of the lambs was remade but with Kermit the Frog as Hannibal Lecter?

🐷🕵️ Film Synopsis: Silence of the Hams: Piggy Protocol

When a new serial abductor terrorizes the nation, the FBI calls upon one of its most unexpected recruits: Agent-in-Training Miss Piggy. Fierce, glamorous, and armed with both martial-arts chops and an unshakeable sense of self-importance, Piggy is determined to prove she’s more than a fashion icon with a government badge.

Her mission: interview the notorious incarcerated genius Dr. Kermit “The Frog” Lecter, a once-lovable performer turned sinister mastermind now confined in an ultra-secure glass terrarium. Their relationship is complicated, what with them being ex-romantic partners and Kermit having a talent for pressing Piggy’s emotional buttons with eerie precision.

Kermit agrees to help Piggy track down the new criminal known as “The Butcher of Broadway,” a deranged showbiz reject whose crimes revolve around botched auditions and glitter explosions. But his clues come in the form of personal digs, riddles, and passive-aggressive commentary about their past relationship.

As Piggy follows the breadcrumbs—from abandoned theaters to avant-garde puppet bars—she must navigate both the case and her own unresolved feelings. Is Kermit trying to help her? Manipulate her? Rekindle something? Or is he just enjoying watching her get dramatically flustered?

The final showdown pits Piggy’s karate chops, intuition, and dramatic flair against the glitzy, unhinged killer—while Kermit’s ultimate motives remain chillingly ambiguous.

prompt:
what if we had Kermit the Frog as Dr Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the lambs and Ms Piggy as Clarice.