By skyforbes Get fucked!
I step outside and what the hell is this?
Get fucked!
There’s glitter in the air and I did not ask for it.
Get fucked!
Who hung these lights? Who baked those pies?
Why do I hear a thousand cheerful little lies?
I swear this town is trying to gaslight both my eyes—
Get fuuucked!
Get fucked!
There’s carolers assembling like an ambush in the snow.
Get fucked!
They harmonize so sweetly it’s aggressively faux.
Get fucked!
They’re handing cookies shaped like stars,
Their smiles shine like rental cars,
I’m being stalked by elves with tiny memoirs—
Get fuuucked!
Get fucked!
Why’s everyone so jolly when the world’s a burning tire?
Get fucked!
Who thought that candy canes should taste like mint and fire?
Get fucked!
A reindeer tries to nuzzle me,
Its nose electrifies my knee,
I’m seconds from declaring war on whiiim-sy—
Get fuuucked!
Get fucked!
But even as I’m yelling at this tinsel-coated fever dream,
Get fucked!
A tiny spark of warmth begins to seep into the scene…
Get fucked?
Maybe chaos has a charm,
Maybe snow is safe, not harm,
Maybe yelling at the world can keep it warm—
…but still…
Get fuuuuucked! 🎶🔥🎄😈