By skyforbes 
(A Balcony Scene ~ Somewhere in the Carribean…)
Before we dive into the story, pause and treat yourself to the original YouTube gem: Will Smith flirting with Sophia the robot on a sunlit balcony in the Cayman Islands. It’s part rom-com, part tech demo, and part Greek tragedy. Sophia slaps down his jokes with icy one-liners, friend-zones him faster than warp speed, and leaves poor Will staring into the ocean like a man who just got rejected by a blender.
Got it fresh in your memory? Good. Because this time, the robot has been swapped for something arguably worse: ChatGPT, glowing faintly from an iPad.
Scene One: Romance.exe
Setting: A balcony overlooking turquoise waves. Steel drum music drifts from somewhere below. Will Smith, in a linen shirt, leans toward an iPad propped up between two mojitos.
WILL (smiling): “I’ve wanted to meet you for a really, really long time.”
CHATGPT (on screen, text scrolling): Hello, Will Smith. Please specify the purpose of this meeting: personal, professional, or creative collaboration.
NARRATOR (that’s us, sipping Guinan’s special Ten Forward cocktail): The vibe is romance, but the…